there is always something to smile about
Loved and Alive
The Coolest Bitch On Earth
the holiday club ♪
The One Who Parents Hate
What kind of name is Elizabetta?!
There is a Perfectly Good Explanation for Why I'm
Listen to you heeeeeeeaaaaaaart
Joe Walker Roleplay
A Wonderful Whirlwind
They're The New Fame
Dogs POOP! In public!
What the devil is going on here?!
Don't Play a Riff on My Heartstrings
One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Brian Fish
We are the Harlots and the Hussies
I luv the interwebz
I was born a while ago..Now I'm here. Pretty cool.
I have the best mommy and daddy ever :)
Red Vines! What the hell can't they do?!
Actor. Writer. Singer. BFF...
Nick Lang Roleplay
It's Yo Mama Umbridge!
This life is mine, for better or for worse.
"So guys," Julia said as she waved her waffle maker in the air.
"Any of you like waffles?"
*cue raunchy waffle sex*
Quinn just threw up in her car seat so that’s how my day is going.
Sounds lovely. You must be having so much fun.
- Julia: ...hey guys
- Joey: Hey Jules
- Julia: It's been a while, huh? How have you been lately?
That Time Julia Almost Got Mugged At A Prison and Now SHe’s Gotta Go Into Hiding Oh Also An Almost Car Crash|| lols jk ignore this it’s shit
julia walked over to her car and she hopped in that mofo. why, you ask? to go visit inmates in prison of course! after all, that’s where all the best drug dealers always are duhhhhh. lolz jk starkids don’t do no drugs obvs. so anyway, she was driving and texting or whatever iduno man that shit’s illegal but i bet it was jaime or someone like that because wow bad driver amirite?yeahhhh so she was texting and all like “man, i dont even know i just don’t talk to ppl anymore wow wut why am i talking to you antisocial k bye” and she looked up, and was all like, woah man headlights oh wait hedlites woahhhhhh and swerved and totally like avoided a crash man idunno it was intense. but anyway she drives like a bunch and oh look they’ve arrived at the jail yay cheerin up inmates and shit.
so juls walks into jail and she’s like “yo inmates whaddupwhaddup mah homies” and they’re like wow ew who are you go away. and julz is like “wut no” and she sprinkles them with inspiring dust or some shit and they’re like “WOAHHHHH MAN THIS IS WHAT INSPIRATION FEELS LIKE” ‘cept for this one badass mofo who’s like “AWWW HELL NAH” and he walks over and is like all up in her face. and that shithead is all like “GIRL I WILL CUT YOU. YOU GAT THAT? I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND I WILL CUUUT YOU.” so she’s all freaked and shit by this uninspired, uncultured shit and she leaves and now she’s in hiding and oh also she had a month to live but not really lolz kk bye
- Julia: ...hey guys
- Ali: hey julia :)
- Julia: WAZUPWAZUPPP
- Julia: okay that was weird don't let me say that again
The starkids think they have superpowers, but they’re actually all just incredibly high and Julia and AJ are the only ones not on LSD.
If it makes you feel any better, a day ago, I was just as lost as you.
AboutI'm an actor and a director. I like to write, and sometimes I paint. I went to this college called UMich and there, I met the people whom I now call my family.